mordecai and rigby
Oh hey there, im the Rigby and grabbinlegs is mordecai
If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.
I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over all this FREEDOM.
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
Our German Shepherd, Justice, decided that he would take ownership of his fathers bean bag bed when we had stacked them on top of each other during a tidy up. He was pretty pleased with himself as evidenced by the first shot.
All good things must come to an end and so it was with his two bean bag bed reign, his forced abdication was not pretty (see the second image).
If you say “rape” three times, a feminist will appear like Beetlejuice and try to run the discussion according to their own politics.
if you actually source RationalWiki in an argument you’ve basically surrendered
You can believe in equal rights…without believing in feminism
Still don’t like feminism at all. The concept of equal rights doesn’t need to have a specific word for females but when girls start discussing things like “omfg MEN ARE SO EVIL, WE SHOULD CASTRATE THEM ALL LOL” #EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN